Paul & Torrey in Paris (May 22, 2012)

• romeo: hey i just met you.
• romeo: and this is crazy.
• romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nurse called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
• romeo: so marry me maybe.

• me: why did you just reblog that from them
• me: i literally just reblogged that
• me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
• me: is it because you don't like me
• me: is it because i'm fat

Elizabeth Banks for Allure. [x]

every time I see “you have an unsaved post” I’m like no it was just my failed attempt at being funny but thanks though　

gaymzee:

stop unfollowing me i have a family to support

(on bad days) “I eat cheeseburgers, call my mom, and hang out with my dog. But I know whatever makes me sad won’t last long. I’ve had the same friends for years and they always cheer me up.”

ilovecheesebuns replied to your post: could you maybe post a picture of yourself?

oh my gOD I AM LAUGHING SO EFFING HARD

no like that’s literALLY ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

　

 

josephfuckingmorgan replied to your post: stelena-is-endgame replied to your post:…

omg stop complimenting this awful creature. we’re already can’t take her anywhere

creature?????????1!!11/! wow not even person? okAY
 

anrdew:

does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on

stelena-is-endgame replied to your post: stelena-is-endgame replied to your post: wow okay…

well you don’t deserve to have to have a bad day :( cause you’re too perfect. awks i always read your text posts and wish i was as funny as you :)